Tuesday, February 18, 2014

The Silent Treatment

Source: Google

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.  

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at   5:00 AM '

 He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'



Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.   


Monday, February 17, 2014

Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General Motors!

Source: Unknown

Never underestimate your client's complaint, no matter how funny it might seem!

This is a real story that happened between a customer of General Motors and its Customer Care Executive.

A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:


"This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't blame you for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of ice cream for dessert after dinner each night, but the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we have eaten, the whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a problem…. 
You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice cream, when I start back from the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice cream my car starts just fine. I want you to know I am serious about this question, no matter how silly it sounds. 
What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?" 


Source: Google


The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an engineer to check it out anyway.

The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well-educated man in a fine neighbourhood. He had managed to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and, sure enough after they came back to the car, it wouldn't start. The engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car started. The third night, he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.

Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And towards this end he began to take notes. He jotted down all sorts of data: time of day, types of gas uses, time to drive back and forth, etc.

In a short time he had a clue. The man took less time to buy vanilla ice cream than any other flavour. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla, being the most popular flavour, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavours were kept in the back of the store at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out the flavour.

Now, the question for the engineer was why the car wouldn't start when it took less time. 

EUREKA ! Time was now the problem not the vanilla ice cream!!! The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapour lock".

 It was happening every night, but the extra time taken to get the other flavours allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapour lock to dissipate.



Lessons Learned:
Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.



Friday, February 14, 2014

Be thoughtful, simply because you can.

Source: Google 


Melman:

"Listen Mototo, You better treat this lady like a queen, because you my friend, you found yourself a perfect woman. If I were so lucky to find the perfect woman, I would give her flowers everyday, and not just any flowers, OK?

Her favorites are orchids, white.

And breakfast in her bed, six loaf of wheat toast with butter on both sides, no crust, the way she likes it. I’ll be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend and I’d spend everyday trying to think on how to make her laugh as she has the most, most amazing laugh – that’s what I would do if I were you …"



It was always you … Seeing you everyday that’s what kept me going …


Saturday, February 1, 2014

What Make's You Special?

Source: Google
Marty,
You’ve been a great friend. You helped me so often and see the bright side of my problem but I never think of you as having anything. I wasn’t there for you.especially at the zoo. What kind of a friend I am? Well, I just want you to know that – you’re one in a million .. so culd you please turn around as I could tell you that in your face?

I see you marty.

I know I see you.

You know what make’s you special?

These guys …they only have black stripes but you black with white stripes. You’re dreamer, marty, always have it


You’ve great taste in music, horrible taste in friend

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Simple Friend vs. Real Friend

Image: Google



A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after u've had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend will read and throw this letter away.
A real friend will keep sending it until he's sure it's been Received.




Source: Unknown

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Happy 2014!


Happy 2014 peeps!





Now, we need to face 2009. There may be risks involved ...








We may need to face roadblocks.







So stay alert.







Share time with friends.







Jump over obstacles.








With care.







... and caution.







Face challenges.







Remember to laugh.








Cooperate.




 


Discover.







Make new friends.
Above all...be ready for adventure!








Stick together.







And you will be able to go far.









Very far.....







Well, not quite that far....








Always take time to smell the flowers.







Don't forget to relax and enjoy.

Be grateful for everything.


Wishing you all the best!


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